Meet our team

I have never broke a bone

I own a micropig

I had to go to the hospital in Spain because a dodgy tattoo got infected

I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do

My dog rings a bell when he wants to go outside

I once drove a Rolls Royce through a McDonalds drive-thru

I have flown in the back seat of a WW2 Spitfire

I have won several medals for line dancing

On a holiday to Kavos, I was asked to play for their local football team when I scored 6 Rabona penalties in a row

I once got mistaken for the lead singer of The Streets and had a free evening on the basis of it

I once played a competitive game of darts against Dennis Priestley

I am an England Supporters Travel Club member

I have appeared in a beer commercial

Once gave a lift to a hitch-hiking monkey

Once had a drink with a Bond Villain in a London pub

I fell asleep during a Motorhead gig

I climbed Snowdon (but I’m famously bashful about it!)

I scored a hole in one on a Par 4 golf course

At my peak, I had 25k Twitter followers

I have an irrational fear of escalators

I once got kicked up the backside by Liverpool's former number 1 goalkeeper Bruce Grobbelaar

I cannot burp

I played a cup final on Barnsley FC's hallowed turf Oakwell

I played Rosencrantz in a Hamlet play at City Hall in front of 2000 people

I showed Samuel L Jackson how to hold a rat

I have a few scars on my arm from wrestling with lions and one from a grumpy leopard

I have a pet corn snake called Bert

I drove the full coast of Australia in an admittedly large and misshapen circle in a 28 year old VW Kombi van named Jeffrey

I have done a skydive and bungee jump

I have an identical twin sister

I can ride a motorbike

I have a Bachelor’s Degree in Mathematics