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Meet the Team

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  • Customer Services
  • Finance
  • Services & Aftersales
  • Projects & Production
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  • Logistics

Directors

Karen Bedford

Managing Director

Directors

Karen Bedford

Managing Director

Claim to fame

I have a fairly significant diet coke addiction

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have a few scars on my arm from wrestling with lions and one from a grumpy leopard
  • I showed Samuel L Jackson how to hold a rat
  • I have a pet corn snake called Bert
  • I drove the full coast of Australia in an admittedly large and misshapen circle in a 28 year old VW Kombi van named Jeffrey
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Directors

Nick Alexander

Chair

Directors

Nick Alexander

Chair

Claim to fame

I represented Great Britain at the European Long Distance Triathlon Championships (Ironman) in France

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have met Kylie and Diana Princess of Wales
  • Over the years I have had concussion, broken ten different bones and dislocated my shoulder
  • I have swum the English Channel
  • I am a trustee of Southwell Cathedral
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Sales – Marine

Nicole Brinkley

Head of Global Sales

Sales – Marine

Nicole Brinkley

Head of Global Sales

Claim to fame

I used to be a Cheerleader for Sheffield Wednesdays and have met each of the 2005-2006 squad.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • My feet are so small that I have to buy children’s shoes
  • I used to work at McDonald’s and once had a box of chicken nuggets thrown at me by an angry customer
  • My favourite hobby is mowing the lawn and during the summer I mow the lawn at least three times per week
  • I have an obsession with buying decorative cushions, my house is full of them and I often do a ‘cushion rotation’ as I have too many to display at once
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Sales – Marine

Daniel Remde

Marine Sales Manager

Sales – Marine

Daniel Remde

Marine Sales Manager

Claim to fame

I can juggle with my feet!

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have won a hot-dog eating competition
  • I have driven 5000 miles around Europe
  • I have a degree in computer animation and special effects
  • I have found a four-leaf clover
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Sales – Marine

Anthony Chan

Regional Sales Manager

Sales – Marine

Anthony Chan

Regional Sales Manager

Claim to fame

I’m part of a 7-a-side champion league football team member on the weekend

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I am fluent in three languages
  • I am an ex E-sports player
  • I was born and raised in Hong Kong
  • I am a die-hard Man United fan
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Sales – Marine

Cassie Collins

Internal Sales Executive (EMEA)

Sales – Marine

Cassie Collins

Internal Sales Executive (EMEA)

Claim to fame

I once did a mortgage for one of the production team on the French Strictly

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I watered an orchid for two years until someone told me it was plastic
  • I’ve never eaten a banana
  • I wear a pair of chicken gloves when I cook chicken because I’m a vegetarian
  • I did a season as Cinderella at Disneyland Paris
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Sales – Marine

Lucas Brown

Internal Sales Executive (EMEA)

Sales – Marine

Lucas Brown

Internal Sales Executive (EMEA)

Claim to fame

I once made a Big Mac for Liam Allison

Three Truths & One Lie

  • My attic is filled with 902 hamsters
  • I’ve been ran over by a parked car
  • I own 17 pairs of Vans
  • I can make a Big Mac in 23 seconds
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Sales – Marine

Dana Esperanto

Business Development Manager – Fixed Systems

Sales – Marine

Dana Esperanto

Business Development Manager – Fixed Systems

Claim to fame

Parenthood has given me valuable transferable skills in management

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I consider YouTube a valuable resource
  • I’m always up for exploring new places
  • I am passionate about global affairs and economic trends
  • Love reading books
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Sales – Marine

Mohamad Syahrin Bin Zainuddin

Regional Sales Manager (APAC)

Sales – Marine

Mohamad Syahrin Bin Zainuddin

Regional Sales Manager (APAC)

Claim to fame

I achieved a personal record of 9 minutes for a 2.4km run… 20 years ago.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I don’t drink coffee.
  • I have a phobia of cats.
  • I help my wife fold laundry every night.
  • I’m an over-protective dad of 6 children.
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Sales – Marine

Faradila Jamal

Internal Sales Executive (APAC)

Sales – Marine

Faradila Jamal

Internal Sales Executive (APAC)

Claim to fame

I appeared on a national TV show when I was 12 years old

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I am a foodie
  • I once joined a beauty pageant
  • I love dancing
  • I hate shopping
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Sales – Marine

Claire Lim

Sales Support Executive (APAC)

Sales – Marine

Claire Lim

Sales Support Executive (APAC)

Claim to fame

My passion for exploration keeps me young at heart

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I love good food
  • Jalapenos are my favourite food
  • I love to travel and explore
  • Once I start reading a good book, I can’t stop and have to keep going until I see how it ends
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Sales – FastCalGas

Sarah Rouse

FCG Sales Manager

Sales – FastCalGas

Sarah Rouse

FCG Sales Manager

Claim to fame

My geography was so bad when I first started in the marine industry, that my manager said she was going to put some geography questions in the interviews going forward to stop anyone else like me being hired! (seriously… ask me about it. It’s better, but still pretty rubbish!)

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I once completely ignored Jennifer Saunders in favour of playing with her dog
  • I was the red Tellytubby (Po) on TV as a kid
  • I have a metal implant in my cheek so that I can attach gems to my face
  • My first tattoo took more than 3 days to complete
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Sales – FastCalGas

Matthew Street

Key Account Manager

Sales – FastCalGas

Matthew Street

Key Account Manager

Claim to fame

I used to look like Justin Bieber

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I fought in La Tomatina Festival in Bunol, Spain
  • I’m fluent in Mandarin Chinese
  • I played lead violin with the Oakwell String Orchestra
  • I have shared a stage with Peter Andre
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Sales – FastCalGas

Hayley Rayner

FCG Account Manager (EMEA)

Sales – FastCalGas

Hayley Rayner

FCG Account Manager (EMEA)

Claim to fame

My dad’s cousin is an actress in Coronation Street

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I can eat 40 chicken nuggets from McDonalds in one sitting
  • I was a cheerleader for Sheffield Wednesday FC when I was younger
  • I love online shopping
  • I am a runner up for the Miss United Kingdom Pageant
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Sales – FastCalGas

Maggi Taylor

FCG Account Manager (EMEA)

Sales – FastCalGas

Maggi Taylor

FCG Account Manager (EMEA)

Claim to fame

I have a 3 star trampolining certification

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I speak fluent German
  • I have a PADI divers license
  • I have a phobia of snakes
  • I have met 2 different celebrities
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Sales – FastCalGas

Cynthia Pak

FCG Account Manager (APAC)

Sales – FastCalGas

Cynthia Pak

FCG Account Manager (APAC)

Claim to fame

I am very good in process and operational matters. I love to investigate and resolve issues

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I really enjoy the work that I do
  • I am a patient, flexible person who is willing to go beyond an extra mile to excel
  • I love to travel and experience different cultures, scenery, people and food
  • I am terrible at Maths
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Sales – FastCalGas

Queenie Jeow

FCG Account Manager (APAC)

Sales – FastCalGas

Queenie Jeow

FCG Account Manager (APAC)

Claim to fame

I’m known as “the haha lady” thanks to my contagious laugh

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have worn glasses since I was 9 years old
  • I travelled with my best friend at the age of 17
  • I have a sweet tooth
  • I can write with both hands
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Marketing

Helen Blyth

Marketing Manager

Marketing

Helen Blyth

Marketing Manager

Claim to fame

I was on an episode of Playdays as a kid.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I’m a big fan of fantasy novels
  • I love lasagne
  • I’m an excellent singer, but I hate Karaoke
  • I’ve climbed 2 volcanoes
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Marketing

Hazel Pineda

Marketing Executive

Marketing

Hazel Pineda

Marketing Executive

Claim to fame

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I’ve worked remotely for over 8 years
  • I won a drawing contest when I was in first grade
  • I don’t know how to ride a bicycle
  • I’m a professional surfer
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Marketing

David O’Rouke

Content Marketing Executive

Marketing

David O’Rouke

Content Marketing Executive

Claim to fame

I once sang karaoke in front of 3,000 people and got a standing ovation

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I climbed Snowdon (but I’m famously bashful about it!)
  • At my peak, I had 25k Twitter followers
  • I have an irrational fear of escalators
  • I scored a hole in one on a Par 4 golf course
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Marketing

Lacie Prout

Digital Marketing Executive

Marketing

Lacie Prout

Digital Marketing Executive

Claim to fame

I looked like Phil Mitchell as a baby

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I met my current partner for the first time at an airport, before flying to Cyprus together for a week on the same day.
  • I have an Eidetic memory
  • I once built a functional go-kart from pallet wood.
  • I’ve never been stung by a bee
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Customer Services

Emma Bampton

Customer Service Manager

Customer Services

Emma Bampton

Customer Service Manager

Claim to fame

I know EVERY 90s dance routine

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I was an ‘Under 8’ British Gymnastics Champion
  • I’m on a Top 10 selling album
  • I was nearly paralysed as a child when I fell off my bike and impaled myself on the handlebar
  • I was in a healthy living video as a child, with characters including Fag Ash Lil and Polly Unsaturated
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Customer Services

Simon Walker-Porter

Customer Service Specialist

Customer Services

Simon Walker-Porter

Customer Service Specialist

Claim to fame

I am Lennon’s Step-dad & in the small spare time available I run a Beer business that imports from the USA and distributes to private individuals in the UK and Europe.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I own 22 pairs of adidas trainers
  • My company sells beer to someone who works on Red Bull F1 cars
  • I had zero tattoos 15 months ago
  • I ran the first bar in Barnsley to hold a 4am drinking license
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Customer Services

Bellis Kua

Customer Service Specialist

Customer Services

Bellis Kua

Customer Service Specialist

Claim to fame

I’m a self-proclaimed chocoholic!

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I used to teach music
  • I have a lifeguard certification
  • I have a yoga instructor certification
  • I love the rain
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Customer Services

Tyler Tarry

Customer Service Executive

Customer Services

Tyler Tarry

Customer Service Executive

Claim to fame

I have a slight obsession with Taco Bell. I could genuinely eat it for breakfast, lunch and tea.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • One day in the future I want to own a yellow Abarth.
  • I don’t like pickles.
  • I am obsessed with buying different coloured Crocs.
  • I have three dogs called Molly, Max and Xena although my dream pet is to have a ginger cat called Olive.
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Customer Services

Martin Cox

Customer Service Specialist

Customer Services

Martin Cox

Customer Service Specialist

Claim to fame

I once had a conversation with John Snow (Kit Harrington) from Game of Thrones, outside an Irish bar in Paris

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I enjoy History and have a fascination in visiting historic Churches and Cathedrals
  • I have a small hold of 7 chickens
  • I am a Sneakerhead and have many pairs of trainers in my collection.
  • I am a massive Rugby fan, both Union and League. Have been to many games in the UK and abroad
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Customer Services

Jamie Warren

Customer Service Executive

Customer Services

Jamie Warren

Customer Service Executive

Claim to fame

I am one of less than 2000 Magicians worldwide that are members of The Magic Circle

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I was asked to perform magic as part of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations
  • I am a black belt in Karate, Aikido and Jiu Jitsu
  • I was in a Relentless Energy Drink TV advert with Professor Green
  • I briefly held the world record for longest distance throwing a playing card
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Finance

Scott Robson

Finance Director

Finance

Scott Robson

Finance Director

Claim to fame

I have sung Christmas songs at karaoke in the House of Lords bar…in Summer

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have won multiple welly throwing competitions
  • I can order a beer in ten languages
  • I was the captain of the university rowing team
  • I hold driving licences for three countries
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Finance

Lesley Denton

Credit Control Assistant

Finance

Lesley Denton

Credit Control Assistant

Claim to fame

My Nickname was Judith (Judith Chalmers) due to the fact that everyone thought I had more time on Holiday than at work.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • My Son was a former Record Breaker.
  • I can ride a Unicycle.
  • I own a house in France.
  • I retired for 6 months and then went back to work
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Finance

Daniel Bower

Finance Assistant

Finance

Daniel Bower

Finance Assistant

Claim to fame

I’ve never broken any bones!

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I can see all colours except for magenta
  • I can voluntarily blur my vision
  • I love vampire movies
  • I’m allergic to pineapple
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Finance

Toni Hollingworth

Finance Assistant

Finance

Toni Hollingworth

Finance Assistant

Claim to fame

I have received the customer service excellence award.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have twin sisters and 2 brothers
  • I have been married for 30 years
  • I have a Frenchie who is more spoiled than my kid
  • I had 4 children in 7 years
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Finance

Dilhara Karunaratne

Financial Accountant

Finance

Dilhara Karunaratne

Financial Accountant

Claim to fame

In school, I achieved the best advanced level results in the Commerce Stream.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I once spent more than 6 months completing a cross-stich project which consisted of over 39,000 stiches
  • I used to be a bookworm, and now I read for my two little bookworms.
  • I love cold weather and love playing in the snow.
  • I have rafted down a 50-foot waterfall in Sri Lanka
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Service and Aftersales

Jami Beech

Projects and Service Manager

Service and Aftersales

Jami Beech

Projects and Service Manager

Claim to fame

I once got kicked up the backside by Liverpool’s former number 1 goalkeeper Bruce Grobbelaar

Three Truths & One Lie

  • Claiming to be good at boozing, but really being horrendous.
  • I played Rosencrantz in a Hamlet play at City Hall in front of 2000 people
  • I cannot burp
  • I played a cup final on Barnsley FC’s hallowed turf Oakwell
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Service and Aftersales

Katie Glossop

Aftersales Manager

Service and Aftersales

Katie Glossop

Aftersales Manager

Claim to fame

My photo was re-shared by Richard Branson on Instagram and won me a hot air balloon trip!

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I was an Artistic Swimming Olympic Qualifier
  • I learnt to crawl on a beach
  • I once read 365 books in 365 days
  • Me, my mother and my grandmother were all born on the same date
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Service and Aftersales

Lewis Goldthorpe

Technical Sales Executive

Service and Aftersales

Lewis Goldthorpe

Technical Sales Executive

Claim to fame

I once caught a shark on an Asda fishing rod

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have never blanked when fishing
  • I am the worst golfer in history
  • I changed cars 4 times in my first 2 years of driving
  • I own 2 allotments with 27 geese
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Service and Aftersales

Charlotte Taylor

Technical Sales Executive

Service and Aftersales

Charlotte Taylor

Technical Sales Executive

Claim to fame

I have an Instagram account with 20,000 followers

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I love all things halloween but hate scary films!
  • I don’t like any vegetables
  • I can buy my shoes from the children’s section
  • I have 5 dogs
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Service and Aftersales

Daniel Hegyaljai

Service Support Coordinator

Service and Aftersales

Daniel Hegyaljai

Service Support Coordinator

Claim to fame

A mirror my grandad made was on homes under the hammer.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • My go-to Karaoke song is ”common people, pulp.”
  • I have never won a medal, not even for being Martek’s ping pong champion
  • I am the Martek ping pong champion
  • I was on Barnsley Casualty 20/7 on Channel 5
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Service and Aftersales

Carl Bennett

Warranty & Technical Support Coordinator

Service and Aftersales

Carl Bennett

Warranty & Technical Support Coordinator

Claim to fame

I’ve met Paul Chuckle and Toby Foster on a train (not at the same time).

Three Truths & One Lie

  • The only sport I watch is Formula 1
  • I’m vegetarian
  • My dream home is a tiny home made out of shipping containers
  • I lived in USA for 3 years
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Service and Aftersales

Lennon Hall

Service Coordinator

Service and Aftersales

Lennon Hall

Service Coordinator

Claim to fame

I am on McLaren Racings Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • My house has a hand brake.
  • I have a collection of 100+ vinyl records
  • I am Forklift certified
  • I’m the eldest of 4 Children named after the Beetles
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Projects and Production

Steve Austwick

Project Engineer

Projects and Production

Steve Austwick

Project Engineer

Claim to fame

I once appeared on Danish Television dressed as a Viking

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I once gave a lift to a hitch-hiking monkey
  • I have appeared in a beer commercial
  • I fell asleep during a Motorhead gig
  • I once had a drink with a Bond Villain in a London pub
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Projects and Production

Adrian Hall

Continuous Improvement Analyst

Projects and Production

Adrian Hall

Continuous Improvement Analyst

Claim to fame

I once met Grotbags and cried when she tried to talk to me

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I don’t play the Trombone
  • I play golf (poorly)
  • I have 5 children between the ages of 13 and 20
  • I play the Trombone
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Projects and Production

Dave Smalley

Build Technician

Projects and Production

Dave Smalley

Build Technician

Claim to fame

Three Truths & One Lie

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Service and Aftersales

Paul Murphy

Senior Service Engineer

Service and Aftersales

Paul Murphy

Senior Service Engineer

Claim to fame

Eating healthy from all of the major food groups daily such as Burger King, KFC, pizza and kebabs

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have never opened a social media account
  • I did a free fall parachute jump with a friend who was terrified of heights
  • I once crashed my GSX-R750 on Hall Bends at Cadwell Park and rode it home with 1-foot peg and half a clutch lever
  • I rendered my first tattoo by myself with a bread knife and a fountain pen
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Service and Aftersales

Haris Oikonomou

Production and Engineering Lead

Service and Aftersales

Haris Oikonomou

Production and Engineering Lead

Claim to fame

I can eat a whole Mcdonald’s cheeseburger in one mouthful. Working up to a BigMac.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I’m forced to watch dance moms every night
  • I went on a world cruise, travelling for 121 days
  • I climbed to the top of mount Olympus in my home country Greece
  • I was quarter of a second off the qualifying time to be on the Olympic swimming team
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Service and Aftersales

James Green

Service Engineer

Service and Aftersales

James Green

Service Engineer

Claim to fame

I once ate 50 pancakes in 1 hour!

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I look like Danny DeVito
  • I am tall
  • I swam with Great White Sharks
  • I have visited 82 countries
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Service and Aftersales

Karthik Chellam

Service Engineer (APAC)

Service and Aftersales

Karthik Chellam

Service Engineer (APAC)

Claim to fame

I believe in approaching work with a calm and collected demeanour

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I rode a bull cart in my mother’s hometown, when I was aged 14 years old
  • I love yoga and I practice every day
  • I am a good swimmer
  • I have 3 brothers and 4 sisters
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Warehouse

Daryl Cross

Warehouse and Utilities Manager

Warehouse

Daryl Cross

Warehouse and Utilities Manager

Claim to fame

I got booked for kicking Gazza while playing football

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I appeared on a TV show, Fifteen to One and got to the final
  • I have 5 dogs and counting
  • I played for England and Wales at football
  • I played for Castleford Rugby league
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Warehouse

Jonny Liptrot

Warehouse Assistant

Warehouse

Jonny Liptrot

Warehouse Assistant

Claim to fame

I met Princess Anne once while playing ice hockey

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have been playing ice hockey from the age of 4
  • I decorated Sean Bean’s house when I first left college
  • I was a professional ice hockey referee and travelled the world for world championships
  • I am also a professional painter and decorator
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Warehouse

Jody Hodgson

Senior Warehouse Assistant

Warehouse

Jody Hodgson

Senior Warehouse Assistant

Claim to fame

I’ve met and shaken hands with the Queen

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I didn’t fly in a plane until I was 23
  • I have a fear of heights
  • I will not wear anything that is red in colour
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Warehouse

Thomas Langton

Warehouse Assistant

Warehouse

Thomas Langton

Warehouse Assistant

Claim to fame

Three Truths & One Lie

  • Calvin Klein once contacted me for a photo shoot.
  • I once spent over £5000 on a mountain bike
  • I saw Blue October live and the lead singer asked for a picture with me
  • I’ve got 2 cats, named after Harry Potter characters
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Warehouse

Mackenzie Cockram

Apprentice Warehouse Assistant

Warehouse

Mackenzie Cockram

Apprentice Warehouse Assistant

Claim to fame

I was the best singer in school.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have a world record on PUBG.
  • I holiday abroad twice a year.
  • I only watch Football and Darts.
  • I am the worst table football singles player in Martek history.
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Logistics

Lesley Burgess

Procurement and Logistics Manager

Logistics

Lesley Burgess

Procurement and Logistics Manager

Claim to fame

I worked for Barnsley Football Club when they were in the Premiership. I was on Match of the Day one Saturday evening, caught on camera walking past David Beckham taking a corner

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have 2 children 2 years apart who are mistaken for twins
  • I’m the youngest sibling of 6 brothers
  • I have a terrible phobia of blood
  • I hate driving with a passion
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Logistics

Dan Jones

Senior Logistics Coordinator

Logistics

Dan Jones

Senior Logistics Coordinator

Claim to fame

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I enjoy working with everyone at Martek
  • I’ve recently got on the Velvetiser hype train that is happening at Martek!
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with Vans.
  • I won the Title of ‘Top Loser’ in the Rotherham Man V Fat League without scoring a goal!
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Logistics

Samantha Peaple

Logistics Coordinator

Logistics

Samantha Peaple

Logistics Coordinator

Claim to fame

I have met Dejphon Chansiri – the owner of Sheffield Wednesday FC

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I have a PHD in Psychology
  • I was nominated for Young Workers in the TUC National Awards
  • I am very scared of spiders
  • I love Harry Potter
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Logistics

Claire Finch

Purchasing Coordinator

Logistics

Claire Finch

Purchasing Coordinator

Claim to fame

I photographed a US band for a front cover for the UK’s largest independent alternative music magazine.

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I love seafood. It’s my favourite thing to eat.
  • I’m a full on Metalhead and love to go to gigs and get in the pit.
  • I’m a natural redhead, but I dye my hair a different shade of red.
  • My dad is a Farmer so I guess that makes me a Farmer’s daughter.
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Logistics

Amanda Woolley

Logistics Coordinator

Logistics

Amanda Woolley

Logistics Coordinator

Claim to fame

At this moment in time I am officially a better moon walker than Michael Jackson and can sing better than Elvis!

Three Truths & One Lie

  • I climbed on top of one of the lions in Trafalgar square with the assistance of my niece and got arrested
  • I lived in Germany in the 90’s and whilst there I went camping in Garmisch and had the worst weekend ever due to Gale force winds almost blowing my tent and all my belongings away
  • I have an 11-year-old granddaughter called Obi, who has massive ears, four legs and is sufficiently furry. I embrace the fact that this is the closest I will ever get to being a grandparent
  • When I was 11 I went ice skating with friends and got knocked over by a speed skater, then another speed skater ran over me and broke 2 bones in my leg. I couldn’t walk for a year.
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